No Sex Please—We’re British


No Sex Please—We’re British will be performed at the Richmond School of Arts. The show will be presented in our traditional end-of-year format as a Theatre Restaurant at tables of 10.

2 pm and 6.30 pm | Saturday 10 November, 17 November, 24 November

Matinee: $25 for adults, free for members (to claim your member ticket, see below), $20 each for groups of 10+.

Dinner: $45 for adults (there are no concessions available for the dinner shows), $35 for members.

Dinner includes a 2-course meal. Please email the Secretary at if you have special dietary requirements.
Afternoon tea includes finger food, coffee and tea.
All shows are BYO nibbles and drink/alcohol.


We are not using discount codes for this show. To purchase your member ticket, please email the Secretary at, and someone will call you to book your tickets.

To enable us to process your booking faster, please include the following information in your email:

  • Full name
  • Phone number
  • Best time for us to contact you
  • Date and time of the performance/s you want to attend
  • Number of tickets you want to purchase (both member and non-member tickets)
  • Preferred table number (if you want to sit with friends at a particular table).

We will process bookings as soon as we can, and in the order they are received. 


FRANCES HUNTER | Heloise Tolar
PETER HUNTER | Joel Baltaks
BRIAN RUNNICLES | Mark Massingham
ELEANOR HUNTER | Penny Johnson
MR BROMHEAD | John Courtney
MR NEEDHAM | Michael Niccol
SUSAN | Chantelle Bauer
BARBARA | Suzannah Mangan


This play is a farce set in London in the 1970s. It involves an order for a pyramid selling scheme that turns out to be very different than expected – and the whole mistake escalates from there. It involves lots of packages, many doors, various people appearing and disappearing through them, a faulty kitchen hatch and the arrival of two very unexpected young ladies.

Australia's oldest dramatic society operating continuously from the same premises.